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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2007-01-10 01:07 pm

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You know what would suck? Being Ian McKellan's boyfriend would suck.

'Cause every time you got into any sort of motor vehicle with him, whether he was driving or not, and another car tried to pull ahead, he'd start shouting, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" And after a couple of weeks, you'd have to kill him. And then you'd go to prison.

That would suck.
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[identity profile] ginnytonnick.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Upside? That big walking stick he's got. And the pointy hat.

[identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you. <3 <3 <3

[identity profile] backfromspace.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a job with flexible hours, though. Like being able to get the knight off whenever you need to.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to pinch your icon's little cheeks and give it cookies.
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[identity profile] mordecai.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, Miss Ann. Stephen loves you, too. (And Rik, though he'd never say it outright and likes to hide his True Feelings behind funny voices and Ade Edmondson.)
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-11 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

Let's JUMP ON THEM!

[identity profile] angelwolf24.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
bwehehe That is great. :p
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[identity profile] slippery-fish.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This really shouldn't be so funny BUT IT IS!

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Snort! I love it.

Hey, girl, I'm middle aged and need three different eyeglass prescriptions, and I can't see who that is in your icon. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Jon Stewart and the guy who's on The Office now, whose name I forget because I am old.

[identity profile] strigine.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve Carell. :D

I cheated. Thank god for Wikipedia.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Win!

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2007-01-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Clearly, I *do* need new glasses.

[identity profile] strigine.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I thiiink it's Jon Stewart and Steve Carrell.

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2007-01-11 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I was right as far as it being two guys, anyway. yay ;-)

[identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk*

Do you have HBO? The Extras promos featuring Sir Ian are precious.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. HBO wants money to show me Meet the Fockers 8 times a week.

[identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. But. It's Meet the Fockers in high def!!!
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-01-11 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't think of anything to say, except, Oh dear Christ, noooooo!

And now that you mention it, the promos have been showing up on Comedy Central, and I am amuse-ed.

[identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com 2007-01-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Not to mention being referred to publicly as "Sir Ian McKellen and boyfriend." I'd maim him for that alone.

(I met him once and he was rawther nice, save for the fact that he would've rawther I was a boy. Still.)