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[phosfate]

Dear God:

Freezing the car doors shut? Nice touch.

You're a funny fella.

Love,

Ann

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[viedma.livejournal.com]

Dear Ann:

Some lady said to send this to you. don't worry, i'll fix the editing in post.

Well i have to go blow some more shit over some lady's driveway in Indiana. I love my job-- I never feel like I have to go to "work," you know?

Toodles,
G-d

[luiloth.livejournal.com]

Reminds of the guy that thought it would be a good idea to warm up his frozen car lock by blowing on it. He ended up freezing his lips to his door.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Poor Ann. ::hands you mug of hot chocolate and blowtorch::

Maybe you could plaster one of those Therma Care wraps up against the lock for a minute or so? (Some actress I read about has the wardrobe lady sew little pockets in all of her clothes for the show, and she activates those Therma Care thingies and wears 'em in the pockets to keep warm because the set is cold.)

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

Please not to be scaring me with your insane Northern hemisphere weather, Missy.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Aw, no big. I opened it by...pulling really hard.

Wait. I think I just figured out why my neck hurts. Yay!

Maybe I do have a use for the ThermaCare...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You're fine. You're in the Seattle of Europe, where a quarter-inch of snow throws the city into a panic even though you have underground transport. And neither of us is in hawkmoth's hometown in North Dakota, which proudly bosted a sign that said, FORTY BELOW KEEPS THE RIFF-RAFF OUT.

Meanwhile, the Canadians plug their cars into electric sockets overnight and laugh at all of us. I hate those smug, maple-biting fuckers. EAT IT, CANADIA! The beaver is not a proud and noble animal, and you're America's hat!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Frostbite makes me kinda wiggy.