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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2007-02-14 02:43 pm
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Dear God:

Freezing the car doors shut? Nice touch.

You're a funny fella.

Love,

Ann

[identity profile] viedma.livejournal.com 2007-02-14 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Ann:

Some lady said to send this to you. don't worry, i'll fix the editing in post.

Well i have to go blow some more shit over some lady's driveway in Indiana. I love my job-- I never feel like I have to go to "work," you know?

Toodles,
G-d

[identity profile] luiloth.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds of the guy that thought it would be a good idea to warm up his frozen car lock by blowing on it. He ended up freezing his lips to his door.

[identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Ann. ::hands you mug of hot chocolate and blowtorch::

Maybe you could plaster one of those Therma Care wraps up against the lock for a minute or so? (Some actress I read about has the wardrobe lady sew little pockets in all of her clothes for the show, and she activates those Therma Care thingies and wears 'em in the pockets to keep warm because the set is cold.)

[identity profile] kannaophelia.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Please not to be scaring me with your insane Northern hemisphere weather, Missy.