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[phosfate]

Stuffing envelopes forever. Send liquor.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Can we trade places?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

For the last time, I'm not killing a nun for you!

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

No one would ever blame suspect you.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You say that every time, and it doesn't work.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Hey! I never told anyone about that one in Shrevepo- ...oh crap

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*smacks you with a newspaper*

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

*sends Band-Aids and ointment in case of paper cuts*

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

*Sends a couple of minions over with fully stocked portable bar and various snacks*

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Did you ever see the Kids in the Hall sketch about the Girl Drink Drunk?

I'm imagining you hiding in the closet with a blender and little umbrellas.

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Urgh, been there. Vodka will numb the pain, but don't let it spill onto your papercuts.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

How am I gonna get that into the envelope?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

BTW - I think you started something. I got roped into stuffing a bunch of envelopes a little while ago (surely not as many as you, though) and I thought of you.

No, there wasn't any profanity.

:D