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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2009-05-01 03:43 pm

SHATNERQUAKE!

http://www.amazon.com/Shatnerquake-Jeff-Burk/dp/1933929820/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241135791&sr=8-1

Product Description

It's Shatner VS Shatners!

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It's Shatnertastic!


(It's also on betterworldbooks and bookdepository.co.uk, if you prefer.)
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[identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What about Shatner as Shatner from the movie Free Enterprise? How does he fit in?

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fan fiction is totally unknown to the world of professional publishing and "real" writers never traffic in it.

[identity profile] amanda-now.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to tell you I just love the Priceline Negotiator. He's freaking fantastic.

This is simply the best idea I've EVER EVER HEARD. Better than chocolate cake and Jesus and Photoshop all wrapped up in one. Its freaking Epic. With a capital E.

[identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com 2009-05-02 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm all happy now. The B will no doubt rejoice as well. All hail!

[identity profile] viedma.livejournal.com 2009-05-02 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The synopsis is so great I'm afraid to actually read the thing for fear of being massively let down.