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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2011-08-03 03:57 pm
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Did you know it is possible for a door to get so hot that it swells shut? I sure didn't!

I can't open my front door. I learned this yesterday after yanking on the knob so hard that now my entire left side hurts if I inhale too deeply. The day has been punctuated by random screams as I perform tasks such as opening envelopes, throwing a bit of paper into a wastebasket, or putting on a cardigan.

At least nobody can break in.

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