phosfate | dear john travolta:

dear john travolta:

Please eat shit and die and get out of here with your smarmy xenophobic dumbass smarmy smarm. You smarmhead.

*ooc*
No kidding. I always feel like one day he'll peel off his skin on camera to reveal some giant praying mantis creature. ::prays it eats Ebert:: Especially creepy how he's a member of a cult created by a bad science-fiction writer who was a disciple of Crowley (scientology).
*ic*

Sadly, Mr Hubbard lacked Mr Crowley's charm. Or so the evil aliens tell me.

No! Not Ebert! He's witty and has thumbs!

HE MUST DIE!!!

Just remember: Both he and Tom Cruise have paid over $300k each to be told that psychiatrists are evil aliens.

BTW, Sharon Stone had Mickey Mouse boobies.