dear john travolta:

[phosfate]

Please eat shit and die and get out of here with your smarmy xenophobic dumbass smarmy smarm. You smarmhead.

Comments

[haldiroflorien.livejournal.com]

*ooc*
No kidding. I always feel like one day he'll peel off his skin on camera to reveal some giant praying mantis creature. ::prays it eats Ebert:: Especially creepy how he's a member of a cult created by a bad science-fiction writer who was a disciple of Crowley (scientology).
*ic*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sadly, Mr Hubbard lacked Mr Crowley's charm. Or so the evil aliens tell me.

[smuu.livejournal.com]

No! Not Ebert! He's witty and has thumbs!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

HE MUST DIE!!!

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Just remember: Both he and Tom Cruise have paid over $300k each to be told that psychiatrists are evil aliens.

BTW, Sharon Stone had Mickey Mouse boobies.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Isildur loves Ann
more and more every minute
You can suck it, John

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Whoops!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! BREACH IN SECTOR ONE! BREACH IN SECTOR ONE!

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

I see my dark powers are no longer working properly.