see...swing awaOWIEOWIEOWIE!

[phosfate]

Mom got Signs, so we watched it last night. She was in her armchair and I was on the floor next to her. She puts her hand on my head and kind of pats it. Mel Gibson goes out into the yard. She twists her fingers in my hair, just a little. Mel goes into the cornfield, she tightens her grip. Mel's running around and yelling, and she starts to twist. Then we see the [SPOIILER OMITTED] and she clutchess and yanks.

Fucking stupid scary movies.

Comments

[taintedpork.livejournal.com]

Am I crazy, or has Hitchcock been reincarnated as a cute lil Indian boy?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I never wanted to sit Hitchcock at the big table and give him a big glass of milk and a sammich cut diagnoally.

[cheeriomonkey.livejournal.com]

*wanders into your kitchen and sits at your table*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

^_^ You probably want to go in to the dining room, 'cause there's nowhere to sit in here.

::makes you a big glass of milk and a sammich cut diagonally::

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[cheeriomonkey.livejournal.com]

*cheers*
*eats, drinks, hops on table and sings random songs*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::checks under table to make sure that leaf is in there nice and tight::

::sings along::

[seigneurdeloups.livejournal.com]

I had to rewind and pause that part of the movie like 5 times because Gramma didn't see the [SPOILER OMITTED].

[lto.livejournal.com]

My mother managed to not see every one of the [spoiler omitted] bits, so we have to watch it again.

The first time I saw the movie I went alone. And I was the only one in the theater. I spent a lot of time looking behind me.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

We had to sit waaaaaaaaaay down front. Terrifying view of Joaquin Phoenix' chin.

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

And that's a bad thing? He has a pretty chin! Best chin I've seen in a loooong time.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's a lovely chin, but one shouldn't have to be afraid it's going to swoop out and concuss members of the audience.

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

But what a lovely way to die. Lovely.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

she clutchess and yanks.

Think of it as a new hairstyle.

(I just got the DVD of Signs!)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I just got the DVD of Signs!

I hate you so much.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Thank you. The pleasure is all mine.