see...swing awaOWIEOWIEOWIE!

Mom got Signs, so we watched it last night. She was in her armchair and I was on the floor next to her. She puts her hand on my head and kind of pats it. Mel Gibson goes out into the yard. She twists her fingers in my hair, just a little. Mel goes into the cornfield, she tightens her grip. Mel's running around and yelling, and she starts to twist. Then we see the [SPOIILER OMITTED] and she clutchess and yanks.

Fucking stupid scary movies.