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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2003-04-23 08:44 am

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Sex... please read.
I use sex to get people to read my Livejournal

Why do people read your Livejournal?
What. The. Fuck?

Oh yes?

[identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
And where's my sex then?

*taps foot impatiently*
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Re: Oh yes?

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, where's mine?

no doubt

[identity profile] vvsavagevv.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I know our one & only RL meet so far was MediaWest last year, but I expect some "put out" the next time our paths cross...heheheh.

Jen
~one of Susan's crazy SAJV friends~
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Re: no doubt

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen... It helps if you, y'know, mention it.

Re: no doubt

[identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but which Jen?

I've lost count of how many there are.

*sigh* I know....

[identity profile] vvsavagevv.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I really should just change my name. There are too many damn Jens floating around this planet!

Re: *sigh* I know....

[identity profile] finabair.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*blink* Oh, c'mon, you can NEVER have too many of US!!!

[identity profile] cheeriomonkey.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well I know that's why I'm here.

[identity profile] anotheryourself.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
actually, really, i'd appreciate less sex in your journal, thanks.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Get your hand off my thigh.

Must've been a sex-starved old man who wrote this...

[identity profile] terminal-frost.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they're just giving suggestions on how to uh, "attract" more readers?

Must think you're not popular enough, these people.

[identity profile] lto.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that made anti-sense.

[identity profile] mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That quiz said I was a camwhore.

I'm not a camwhore.

My icon is a goddamn cat.

?????
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps your goddamn cat is a camwhore.

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that's why I read it. But I want more pictures to go with it! Yes!

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's better. Thank you.

[identity profile] finabair.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The quiz says I'm the Fonz. Apparently being from Milwaukee causes gender confusion. Who knew?
cyprinella: broken neon sign that reads "lies & fish" (boobs)

[personal profile] cyprinella 2003-04-23 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I wasn't getting it at JF, so I decided to come here.

[identity profile] strawberrythief.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? How's about giving ol' Maura a little sugar, then?
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2003-04-23 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Get your hand on my thigh.