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[phosfate]

I use sex to get people to read my Livejournal

Why do people read your Livejournal?
What. The. Fuck?

Comments

Oh yes?

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

And where's my sex then?

*taps foot impatiently*

Re: Oh yes?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Hell, where's mine?

no doubt

[vvsavagevv.livejournal.com]

I know our one & only RL meet so far was MediaWest last year, but I expect some "put out" the next time our paths cross...heheheh.

Jen
~one of Susan's crazy SAJV friends~

Re: no doubt

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen... It helps if you, y'know, mention it.

Re: no doubt

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Ah, but which Jen?

I've lost count of how many there are.

*sigh* I know....

[vvsavagevv.livejournal.com]

I really should just change my name. There are too many damn Jens floating around this planet!

Re: *sigh* I know....

[finabair.livejournal.com]

*blink* Oh, c'mon, you can NEVER have too many of US!!!

[cheeriomonkey.livejournal.com]

Well I know that's why I'm here.

[anotheryourself.livejournal.com]

actually, really, i'd appreciate less sex in your journal, thanks.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Get your hand off my thigh.

Must've been a sex-starved old man who wrote this...

[terminal-frost.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're just giving suggestions on how to uh, "attract" more readers?

Must think you're not popular enough, these people.

[lto.livejournal.com]

Well, that made anti-sense.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

That quiz said I was a camwhore.

I'm not a camwhore.

My icon is a goddamn cat.

?????

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps your goddamn cat is a camwhore.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I know that's why I read it. But I want more pictures to go with it! Yes!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Here. Boobies.

(o)(o)

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's better. Thank you.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

The quiz says I'm the Fonz. Apparently being from Milwaukee causes gender confusion. Who knew?

[cyprinella]

Well, I wasn't getting it at JF, so I decided to come here.

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? How's about giving ol' Maura a little sugar, then?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Get your hand on my thigh.