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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2006-03-28 09:07 am
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Your headline of the day.

"Eclipse Tomorrow Will Blot Out the Sun"

--the AP states the bleeding obvious.
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[identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But but but Ms. Larimuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *raises hand*

If the eclipse 'blots out' the sun, doesn't that mean it's gonna soak it up? Is an eclipse made out of absorbent paper? Is it lunch time yet? Can I go to the bathroom? *bounces around at student desk*

[identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They forgot to mention that the eclipse, of course, is a portent of impending the apocalypse. Just FYI.

[identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there goes the last shred of respect I had for journalism. *whoosh*

[identity profile] ashenmote.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just you wait for the future 'Sun Will Blot Out Eclipse Tomorrow' headlines.

[identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And then the world will end.

Arrrrgh!

[identity profile] chalcedony.livejournal.com 2006-03-28 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The dragon is back!!! Quick, find a virgin to sacrifice.
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