Your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

"Eclipse Tomorrow Will Blot Out the Sun"

--the AP states the bleeding obvious.

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

But but but Ms. Larimuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *raises hand*

If the eclipse 'blots out' the sun, doesn't that mean it's gonna soak it up? Is an eclipse made out of absorbent paper? Is it lunch time yet? Can I go to the bathroom? *bounces around at student desk*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*fires tranq gun*

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

*thuds heavily to the floor*

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

*hastily tries to hide her paper football underneath her desk*

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

They forgot to mention that the eclipse, of course, is a portent of impending the apocalypse. Just FYI.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That and the mandatory forehead tattoos.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

But mommy, I don't want to get tatooed...

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Well, there goes the last shred of respect I had for journalism. *whoosh*

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Just you wait for the future 'Sun Will Blot Out Eclipse Tomorrow' headlines.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

And then the world will end.

Arrrrgh!

[chalcedony.livejournal.com]

The dragon is back!!! Quick, find a virgin to sacrifice.