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"Eclipse Tomorrow Will Blot Out the Sun"

--the AP states the bleeding obvious.

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
But but but Ms. Larimuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *raises hand*

If the eclipse 'blots out' the sun, doesn't that mean it's gonna soak it up? Is an eclipse made out of absorbent paper? Is it lunch time yet? Can I go to the bathroom? *bounces around at student desk*

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
*thuds heavily to the floor*

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Date: 2006-03-29 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosher-jenny.livejournal.com
*hastily tries to hide her paper football underneath her desk*

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
They forgot to mention that the eclipse, of course, is a portent of impending the apocalypse. Just FYI.

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
That and the mandatory forehead tattoos.

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
But mommy, I don't want to get tatooed...

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com
Well, there goes the last shred of respect I had for journalism. *whoosh*

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Date: 2006-03-28 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashenmote.livejournal.com
Just you wait for the future 'Sun Will Blot Out Eclipse Tomorrow' headlines.

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Date: 2006-03-28 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com
And then the world will end.

Arrrrgh!

Date: 2006-03-28 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chalcedony.livejournal.com
The dragon is back!!! Quick, find a virgin to sacrifice.

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