why i can't be out in public with other people, episode #259

[phosfate]

INT: Hobby Lobby checkout line

Checker: That'll be $2.30
Ann: 'kay. I got one, two...aw, dang it. I have to give you a Twenty. I'm sorry.
Checker: Try your pocket.
Ann: There's just keys and...hey! *pulls out $.30 exactly*
Checker: See?
Ann: Wow. You...How did you -- OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE X-RAY VISION AND YOU LOOKED IN MY PANTS!
Everyone else in the store: *stares*

Comments

[shiba-inu.livejournal.com]

Clark Kent had a summer job as a cashier when he was in high school. This kind of thing used to happen there *all the time*...!

[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

... and the shoplifting rate went down to zero that summer, oddly enough.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

And the incident of glowing green pubes went way up.