why i can't be out in public with other people, episode #259

[phosfate]

INT: Hobby Lobby checkout line

Checker: That'll be $2.30
Ann: 'kay. I got one, two...aw, dang it. I have to give you a Twenty. I'm sorry.
Checker: Try your pocket.
Ann: There's just keys and...hey! *pulls out $.30 exactly*
Checker: See?
Ann: Wow. You...How did you -- OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE X-RAY VISION AND YOU LOOKED IN MY PANTS!
Everyone else in the store: *stares*

Comments

[apoplexia.livejournal.com]

I was once going through the metal detector at the airport, and they gave me the whole: have you removed any metallic items, keys, loose change, and I pointed at the little basket which contained all of the above. Then the bloke asked: do you have any Fisherman's Friends in your pocket. And I did. It was creepy.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"No, I'm just really happy to see you." And then they called security.