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songs in the key of fuzz
I am sewing a teeny plushie Danny Butterman.
John is watching a movie.
There's a point to this, further down.
me:I am pleased with how these little fuckers are turning out.
A: language, ann!
me: Sorry. I am happy with the way these little fuckers are turning out.
A: that's better
me: Okay...let's try on the hat. Danny Butterman, blue bishop.
A: what a lovely priest they had
me: That would've been funnier if they hadn't spoiled it in every ad.
Still, C of E, what can you do?
A: I didn't see any ads. I went in all unspoiled, except for the face ,ick
me:The face ick?
A: kick
me: Shit. This needs an upholstery needle.
me: Orrrrr...I could turn the needle and stitch the other direction. Sorted.
me: ...I swear he's singing a little song about how nice it is to get a hat.
me: o/~ Oh isn't it grand to have a hat?
It's how the people tell that I'm a copper.
me: And the barmaid thinks that it's just grand
She sits in my lap and I'm not going to stop 'er. Wa-hey! o/~
A: aww
me:Bob Walker: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a dog? TITS! heh. o/~
A:"buttocks!"
me:"gay!"
A: I am watching a movie with Snack
Arthur and the Invisibles
me: How is it?
A: it's okay so far
I mean, there's some odd parts to it. Like the fact everything is 1950s except the main character, who in the middle of Connecticut has a british accent and a spikey 2007 haircut
A: http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3143/posters/poster1.jpg
me:Jeez. The chick on the left totally wants me.
A: ann, about the pictures telling you things...
me:Yes?
A: bad
me:You sure?
A: yes
me: Fudge.
me:Andy and Andy: o/~ We're happy we don't have to wear a hat
Or a stupid uniform or any of that
The CID know where it's at
Except that our boss is a bloody great twat o/~
Nicholas: HEY!
http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/104047/10348 heh.
A: I would like that line in the next book
me::D
Turner 1: o/~ I was so glad when I got my hat
My head was high and my chest was puffin'
Turner 2: I wasn't there when they gave them out
'Cause nobody tells me nuffin' o/~
A: heeh
me: Tony: o/~ I'm awfully glad that I have a hat
Er, that's it, really. o/~
Saxon: o/~ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof wof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof
me: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof o/~
Tom: Good boy!
Doris: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a hat
I can make it do so many lovely tricks!
Though it's not as big and hard as theirs
It can--o/~
NICK: OH GOD NO! /he yanks her out of shot
A: :D
me: Nick: o/~ I must say it's grand to have a hat
With its checkerboard band so mod
I buff it and clean it, and when the weather is inclement, I put plastic over it in accordance with regulations, and I polish the badge bit...
Stop looking at me like I'm odd! o/~
Everybody: o/~ Ohhhhhhhhh--
Isn't it grand to have a hat?
A: :D
me: It don't matter what's your race or creed or color
When you put it on and walk round the town
How your coply pride gets just a little fuller! o/~
the end
John is watching a movie.
There's a point to this, further down.
me:I am pleased with how these little fuckers are turning out.
A: language, ann!
me: Sorry. I am happy with the way these little fuckers are turning out.
A: that's better
me: Okay...let's try on the hat. Danny Butterman, blue bishop.
A: what a lovely priest they had
me: That would've been funnier if they hadn't spoiled it in every ad.
Still, C of E, what can you do?
A: I didn't see any ads. I went in all unspoiled, except for the face ,ick
me:The face ick?
A: kick
me: Shit. This needs an upholstery needle.
me: Orrrrr...I could turn the needle and stitch the other direction. Sorted.
me: ...I swear he's singing a little song about how nice it is to get a hat.
me: o/~ Oh isn't it grand to have a hat?
It's how the people tell that I'm a copper.
me: And the barmaid thinks that it's just grand
She sits in my lap and I'm not going to stop 'er. Wa-hey! o/~
A: aww
me:Bob Walker: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a dog? TITS! heh. o/~
A:"buttocks!"
me:"gay!"
A: I am watching a movie with Snack
Arthur and the Invisibles
me: How is it?
A: it's okay so far
I mean, there's some odd parts to it. Like the fact everything is 1950s except the main character, who in the middle of Connecticut has a british accent and a spikey 2007 haircut
A: http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3143/posters/poster1.jpg
me:Jeez. The chick on the left totally wants me.
A: ann, about the pictures telling you things...
me:Yes?
A: bad
me:You sure?
A: yes
me: Fudge.
me:Andy and Andy: o/~ We're happy we don't have to wear a hat
Or a stupid uniform or any of that
The CID know where it's at
Except that our boss is a bloody great twat o/~
Nicholas: HEY!
http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/104047/10348 heh.
A: I would like that line in the next book
me::D
Turner 1: o/~ I was so glad when I got my hat
My head was high and my chest was puffin'
Turner 2: I wasn't there when they gave them out
'Cause nobody tells me nuffin' o/~
A: heeh
me: Tony: o/~ I'm awfully glad that I have a hat
Er, that's it, really. o/~
Saxon: o/~ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof wof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof
me: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof o/~
Tom: Good boy!
Doris: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a hat
I can make it do so many lovely tricks!
Though it's not as big and hard as theirs
It can--o/~
NICK: OH GOD NO! /he yanks her out of shot
A: :D
me: Nick: o/~ I must say it's grand to have a hat
With its checkerboard band so mod
I buff it and clean it, and when the weather is inclement, I put plastic over it in accordance with regulations, and I polish the badge bit...
Stop looking at me like I'm odd! o/~
Everybody: o/~ Ohhhhhhhhh--
Isn't it grand to have a hat?
A: :D
me: It don't matter what's your race or creed or color
When you put it on and walk round the town
How your coply pride gets just a little fuller! o/~
the end