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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2009-05-01 03:43 pm

SHATNERQUAKE!

http://www.amazon.com/Shatnerquake-Jeff-Burk/dp/1933929820/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241135791&sr=8-1

Product Description

It's Shatner VS Shatners!

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It's Shatnertastic!


(It's also on betterworldbooks and bookdepository.co.uk, if you prefer.)
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE A COWARD HIDING BEHIND A PSEUDONYM, AND YOU NEED TO STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WITCH HUNT LYNCH MOB WITCH HUNT
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2009-05-01 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM SO MAKING A FANDOM SECRET ABOUT HOW YOU OPPRESS ME. YOU AND MY WHOLE FRIENDSLIST. YOU'RE JUST ONE MISSPOKEN WORD AWAY FROM LYNCHING ME.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2009-05-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
JUST DON'T TELL YOUR FLIST BECAUSE THEY'LL LYNCH YOU FIRST.