I fucking hate you, Matt.

[phosfate]

"Hi, Matt, it's Ann Larimer. How's my little Chevy doing?"
"Oh, y'know, we're working on it. We should have it finished in the next day or so."
*facetwitch* "Okay, well, let me know if anything changes, okay?"
"Yeah sure."

*twitch*

*twitchtwitch*





*twitch*

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Wait, you drive a Chevy? Just roll it over the nearest cliff--which, I realize, in Nebraska, is not so easy--and walk over to the dealership and they'll give you a new one for about a hundred bucks.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

My fuel bill is $30 a month. The license is $75 a year. I don't want a new one.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

(Weird, my tags--and they're charity ones--are eighty for two years).

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

What the hell is he doing, taking out every engine part and dipping it in chocolate?

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm...chocolate Chevy.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

You don't want to ask about the Chocolate Akroyd, though

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Aw, darn. I was holding out for one of those. I'm sure the Chocolate Murray is still in season.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I like the chocolate Newmans. They snap! when you bite 'em.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Matt is so gonna regret his life choice to even become a mechanic when he finds out you've set the internet on him.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't "working on it" entail a little more, you know, detail, as to what the "it" is that he's "working on?"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That bit I actually know. When the timing belt asploded, it hit a valve and hoinked it. Valve must be replaced.

Or, if you prefer, one of the flayrod's out askew ont' treadle.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Ooo. That's a big 'it'. So he's probably actually working, and not just mooning over the mystery duct-tape rose someone left on his desk.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's not like he can't find a phillips screwdriver to adjust the mirror, or the trash bag holder is metric instead of imperial.

Still, I'm getting bloody annoyed.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Jeebuz. This is going to become a cheesy, straight-to-dvd movie somehow, I just know it. We'll all know who to point the finger at, too.

*snirk giggle*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The haunting smell of STP and freon clings to it like a tender ghost.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

So, my go to rent the backhoe, then?
'cause...all that twitching... there's going to be a body, right?

Right?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Not that anyone will ever prove, no.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Heh. Awesome.

[comice.livejournal.com]

Matt is not earning my love here, Ann.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I just wish he'd earn my check.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Matt has no "sense of urgency."

(airquotes a la my old boss.)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Matt is an artist. I see that now.