well HI MATT!

[phosfate]

Called again. Apparently they've been waiting for parts, which just arrived this morning. Why he could not have said so before, I don't know.

"I'm running out of food, Matt."
"I'll give you a call. We should have it in the next day or so."
*plots murder*

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

I take it back. Matt should go shopping for your food. Perhaps, though, that would make Skeeter insanely jealous and cause bad things to happen. Hmmmm...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I am not gonna be able to look at Matt's Backup Guy without laughing insanely now. "What's the matter?" "Sorry, Skeeter." "My name is Tim."

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

My work here is done.
*dusts hands with satisfaction*

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

I recommend getting the car back before committing justifiable homicide.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Chevy go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

If you insist upon quoting Liam Neeson, I am going to have to ask you to marry me again.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You keep saying that, but you won't dump Whatshisname because of all that bullshit love crap.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

I just saw the commercial for the DVD. Just now. Am giggling.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Wow, Matt is truly... ehhh... a unique individual. Yeah. Let's run with that.

Oh, hey, when you finally DO get the car? Backhoe's already rented.

I'm only saying.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Where is this car depository of which you speak? I shall dispatch an elite squadron of Attack!Stitchies to flick boogers, burp in their general direction, and generally cause vast and probably itchy annoyances.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

You forgot the theft of left shoes.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Need help? I always enjoy a good spot of murder. Especially now that we've reached the end of the semester. I'll soon u\run out of undergrads to vent my frustration out on.

[snacky]

I'll fix your car. Or kick Matt's ass. Whichever seems easier.

[comice.livejournal.com]

I'll hold him while you super-punch. We'll go all MA on his ass.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Oh, ARGH! It should be a law that if they're gonna keep your car for more than three days, they have to give you a junker to drive around in until they GIVE YOU BACK YOUR CAR.