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[phosfate]

Good God. I went out at lunch and bought a Self-Pity Special (latte w/a shot of syrup). I haven't done that in 10 years.

If I die, I want y'all to fight out in the backyard for my stuff.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

But how will you ever get the enjoyment of watching us duke it out? I think you should schedule the fights before you go. Just a suggestion.

Do you feel less pitiful?

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

I forgot to ask: are you dying from the milk-caffeine-sugar combo? Or is it the froth?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I finally get your shitajiki?

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Just as info, I don't want your car.

[terl-girl.livejournal.com]

I call dibs on your MIB swag.

[oddrid.livejournal.com]

I am bringing the nunchucks.

[ahli.livejournal.com]

Oh, AnnLarimer! Don't you know you deserve syrup lattes every day? If anyone does, it's you!

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

I'll probably regret asking this, but did you phone Matt today?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Oops I did it again,
I fucked up your car!
Got lost buying parts!
Oh Annie Annie
Oops!
You think I'm the Auto Club!
You'll drive to get a kebab!
But I'm not that competent!

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

You totally deserve the latte.

Jesus, Ann, don't die! The battle over your stuff would be a fannish version of the Stones' concert at Altamont (well, minus the Hell's Angel's and the drugs).

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

Please don't die Ann, please don't die!

(Got any parrots?)

What flavor syrup?