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[phosfate]

Good God. I went out at lunch and bought a Self-Pity Special (latte w/a shot of syrup). I haven't done that in 10 years.

If I die, I want y'all to fight out in the backyard for my stuff.

Comments

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

But how will you ever get the enjoyment of watching us duke it out? I think you should schedule the fights before you go. Just a suggestion.

Do you feel less pitiful?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

There's no reason I can't haunt your asses.

...weirdly, yes. Yes, I do.

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

Boy, won't you feel like a dick when we all just bury our differences in a massive circle hug because the loss of you just brought us closer together? Then we donate your stuff to charity.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Okay, I was gonna suggest a massive butterscotch pudding wrestling match, but I like Goddessdster's clever concept better.

Edit: dammit, fingers!

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

You seem to have an obsession with those...

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

It just sounds so bizarre.
And I like butterscotch pudding.

;p

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

As long as the house gets cleared out, I have no problem with it.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

<.<
>.>
*quietly puts knives away*

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET!!! WOOT!

Also, to eat cake. NOM NOM NOM

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Yes, to STEAL ALL MY FUN!!!

*scowly-face*

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

/offers you bite of cake

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Harrumpf! *attempts to spurn cake*

...

*is unsuccessful*