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[phosfate]

"We just need one liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle hose, but it'll be done tomorrow."

He had the grace to sound contrite this time.

This has become downright Becketty.

Comments

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

Goddamn. I'm beginning to wonder how Matt has gotten this far in life without say, accidentally setting himself on fire while trying to tie his shoes. This kind of stupidity takes effort.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I WONDER WHAT THEY'D SAY IF YOU TOLD THEM YOU WERE GONNA PAY THEM TOMORROW?

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

Maybe he... just wants you to really appreciate your car?

Sorry, I'm runnin' outta silver lining, here. I got nothin'.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

IT WILL FIX THE CAR OR IT WILL GET THE HOSE!

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

I'll take him out if you'll take out the guy who hit me.

[alpha-orionis-v.livejournal.com]

I love how Matt has his own tag.

I so think we need to send the henchmen over. They can take care of Matt, and then fix the car, so everyone wins!

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Or Pythonesque ... the car parts place with no car parts.

Maybe you should offer him a dead parrot?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I am stunned and amazed and... stunned some more, actually, that he's even GOT a business. This is one of those places that won't be there the day after you get your car back. There'll be a brick wall or an empty lot or something.

Which would be cool, 'cause mebbe you wouldn't have to pay.
I'm still about half convinced you SHOULDN'T pay now.

*joins the chorus* 'Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt...."

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

My guess is that he accidentally gave the car to a different customer and he has been trying to get it back all the time since.

[comice.livejournal.com]

Grace? Grace!?

He should not fucking charge you a penny!

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

I do not believe a word he says. Fucktard.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

He accidentally sent your car to the 8th dimension and doesn't know how to tell you. imo.