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"We just need one liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle hose, but it'll be done tomorrow."
He had the grace to sound contrite this time.
This has become downright Becketty.
He had the grace to sound contrite this time.
This has become downright Becketty.
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Sorry, I'm runnin' outta silver lining, here. I got nothin'.
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I so think we need to send the henchmen over. They can take care of Matt, and then fix the car, so everyone wins!
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Yeah, 'cause who doesn't need henchmen? C'mon. Easily as good as minions. Plus, fixed car & win.
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Maybe you should offer him a dead parrot?
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"Finest in the district, squire!"
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Although at this point, I would highly recommend a chainsaw.
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Which would be cool, 'cause mebbe you wouldn't have to pay.
I'm still about half convinced you SHOULDN'T pay now.
*joins the chorus* 'Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt...."
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Inevitably, the wrong customer is someone with a name like "Vincenco the Hand", and for plotwise questionable reasons he developed a strong attachment to the car, or even more likely it was meant to be a present for his beloved mother. And even more inevitably, when Matt eventually steals it back there is a body in the car trunk.
So, make sure you get your car back without any bodies and give the car a new, very different looking coating, is what I'm getting it. That is, unless you are keen to participate in the "tied back-to-back with Matt in an old storehouse that will catch fire in the course of your awkward escape attempts" scene.
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*giggle*
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He should not fucking charge you a penny!
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