Dreamed Moss from The IT Crowd worked for Torchwood. It went surprisingly well, though the regular incursions by molesting aliens meant that he spent a lot of time in Moss's Happy Place.
Moss stuffed his hands in his trouser pockets. "Gwen's birthday party? Well. It was all going very well, until Owen decided that the best thing to do was to retcon this girl at the bar. Apparently he fancied her. It turned out she was a mantid alien wearing a holofield. She noticed immediately, she got angry, and she bit his head off. I don't like to be judgemental, but Owen? Was no gentleman."
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Moss stuffed his hands in his trouser pockets. "Gwen's birthday party? Well. It was all going very well, until Owen decided that the best thing to do was to retcon this girl at the bar. Apparently he fancied her. It turned out she was a mantid alien wearing a holofield. She noticed immediately, she got angry, and she bit his head off. I don't like to be judgemental, but Owen? Was no gentleman."