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Jul. 20th, 2009 08:51 amDreamed Moss from The IT Crowd worked for Torchwood. It went surprisingly well, though the regular incursions by molesting aliens meant that he spent a lot of time in Moss's Happy Place.
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Apr. 16th, 2009 09:49 amMassive long technicolor dream about invading insectoid aliens. They could be thwarted with coffee and the color black. Also featured the Avengers (dressed in white, for some reason, even the Scarlet Witch) and, for some reason, Vince Noir. His pipecleaner legs are fucking haunting my dreams.
Then it had deleted scenes, including a cameo by Steve Martin that was deemed much too graphic, what with the bugs ripping him limb from limb on camera. "The studio demanded we keep this a PG-13."
Then it had deleted scenes, including a cameo by Steve Martin that was deemed much too graphic, what with the bugs ripping him limb from limb on camera. "The studio demanded we keep this a PG-13."
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Apr. 14th, 2009 08:32 amHad nightmare that Vince Noir and Howard Moon were trying to kill me.
Well, they just wanted to play, I think. But since they were giant robots and on fire...
Well, they just wanted to play, I think. But since they were giant robots and on fire...
fic post: Faithful Departed
Jul. 16th, 2007 08:55 pmTITLE: Faithful Departed
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 1,000ish
RATING: PG-13.
SUMMARY: A holiday story. But not one of the nice ones. "Drive safe!"
WARNINGS: Spoilers; American spelling; a heapin' helping of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
NOTES: c&c welcomed.
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.
"I want to do what you do."
"You do do what I do. And that doesn't sound any more convincing than when you said it, does it?"
Nicholas shook his head. "Not really."
They were in the Crown, over pints, and had reached the mildly silly stage of the evening. ( more )
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 1,000ish
RATING: PG-13.
SUMMARY: A holiday story. But not one of the nice ones. "Drive safe!"
WARNINGS: Spoilers; American spelling; a heapin' helping of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
NOTES: c&c welcomed.
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.
"I want to do what you do."
"You do do what I do. And that doesn't sound any more convincing than when you said it, does it?"
Nicholas shook his head. "Not really."
They were in the Crown, over pints, and had reached the mildly silly stage of the evening. ( more )
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Mar. 15th, 2007 08:53 amWent home, went to bed, set alarm for Lost. Was so lacking in decent REM sleep that I immediately fell into:
Ann: To my side, minions! We must drive the pink Nazis from the giant Akihabara toy shop!
Eddie Izzard: Here, lord!
Dylan Moran: Wait. What?
Ann: FORWARD!
Eddie Izzard: Wonder Stand-Up powers, activate! Form of a transvestite!
Dylan Moran: Shape of a--wait, no, fuck this.
Ann: Goddammit, you guys...
Eddie Izzard: (hits Dylan Moran in the head)
Dylan Moran: Ow. Fine. Shit. Shape of...a guy who's going to sit over there and have a drink now all of you fuck off also I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be in Australia right now.
(Transformation flash!)
etc. etc.
Ann: To my side, minions! We must drive the pink Nazis from the giant Akihabara toy shop!
Eddie Izzard: Here, lord!
Dylan Moran: Wait. What?
Ann: FORWARD!
Eddie Izzard: Wonder Stand-Up powers, activate! Form of a transvestite!
Dylan Moran: Shape of a--wait, no, fuck this.
Ann: Goddammit, you guys...
Eddie Izzard: (hits Dylan Moran in the head)
Dylan Moran: Ow. Fine. Shit. Shape of...a guy who's going to sit over there and have a drink now all of you fuck off also I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be in Australia right now.
(Transformation flash!)
etc. etc.
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Mar. 15th, 2006 12:25 pmReally terrifying dream about, er, penguins* taking over world. I think it may be time to quit the Seroquel.
*Apparently the lone Emperor penguin, like the Horta, has the power to rebuild his entire race via clandestine egg-laying. And when they hatch, they crave human flesh.
*Apparently the lone Emperor penguin, like the Horta, has the power to rebuild his entire race via clandestine egg-laying. And when they hatch, they crave human flesh.
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Nov. 8th, 2005 02:59 pmDeb just gave me a piece of Dove chocolate. The message on the inside of the wrapper says, Make a list of your dreams.
Okay...
--Stuck in the snow
--School/final/no pants/haven't been to class all semester etc.
--Man w/machine gun
--Swaying skyscraper
--Shrinking parking garagOH GOD I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T MAKE THEM STOP!
You see the problem?
I'm sorry, little chocolate wrapper, but I cannot obey your instructions.
Okay...
--Stuck in the snow
--School/final/no pants/haven't been to class all semester etc.
--Man w/machine gun
--Swaying skyscraper
--Shrinking parking garagOH GOD I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T MAKE THEM STOP!
You see the problem?
I'm sorry, little chocolate wrapper, but I cannot obey your instructions.
