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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2010-09-12 07:42 pm
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You are a fucking creep.

If you phone someone and get a wrong number, apologize and try again.

Do not ask the total stranger you've just called what she was doing before you interrupted her.
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[identity profile] strigine.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Euweuweuweuw.

*gets you the air horn*

[identity profile] cakemage.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
What the ass.
ext_24392: (HF - Jog On)

[identity profile] random-nexus.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
What a fucktard.

[identity profile] txvoodoo.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
HAH. I got one today.

Me: "I'm sorry, you have a wrong number"
Him: "Really? No way"
Me: "way"
Him: "Come on, you're Lola, right?"
Me: "No Lola, no way."
ymfaery: (shigure watching)

[personal profile] ymfaery 2010-09-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Trying to figure out how to kill people over the phone, why?"

[identity profile] wolfy-writing.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
...maybe it was an Incredibly Random Survey?

"Question number one - are you Sheila?"
"Question number two - what were you doing before you picked up?"
"Question number three - who is your favorite superhero?"
"Question number four - if you could be any kind of tree you wanted, which candidate's environmental policy would you prefer?"

[identity profile] thecartoongod.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My personal favorite is when people leave you a message and you are very clearly, based on your voice mail greeting, not at all the person they're calling for. Not creepy, but still amusing.
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