You are a fucking creep.

[phosfate]

If you phone someone and get a wrong number, apologize and try again.

Do not ask the total stranger you've just called what she was doing before you interrupted her.

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[strigine.livejournal.com]

Euweuweuweuw.

*gets you the air horn*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

And then he was all fluster-hurt because I told him I didn't see how that could possibly be any of his business.

I bet he tells women on the street to smile, too.

[strigine.livejournal.com]

I am suddenly reminded of that one bus stop dude who was all "Are you married? Do you want to be?"

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"If my girlfriend were out of jail, she would fucking punch you in the face."

[cakemage.livejournal.com]

What the ass.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

What a fucktard.

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

HAH. I got one today.

Me: "I'm sorry, you have a wrong number"
Him: "Really? No way"
Me: "way"
Him: "Come on, you're Lola, right?"
Me: "No Lola, no way."

[ymfaery]

"Trying to figure out how to kill people over the phone, why?"

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

...maybe it was an Incredibly Random Survey?

"Question number one - are you Sheila?"
"Question number two - what were you doing before you picked up?"
"Question number three - who is your favorite superhero?"
"Question number four - if you could be any kind of tree you wanted, which candidate's environmental policy would you prefer?"

[thecartoongod.livejournal.com]

My personal favorite is when people leave you a message and you are very clearly, based on your voice mail greeting, not at all the person they're calling for. Not creepy, but still amusing.