You are a fucking creep.

[phosfate]

If you phone someone and get a wrong number, apologize and try again.

Do not ask the total stranger you've just called what she was doing before you interrupted her.

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[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

...maybe it was an Incredibly Random Survey?

"Question number one - are you Sheila?"
"Question number two - what were you doing before you picked up?"
"Question number three - who is your favorite superhero?"
"Question number four - if you could be any kind of tree you wanted, which candidate's environmental policy would you prefer?"