it's a jungle behind the gas station

[phosfate]

Just witnessed West Side Story as directed by Alfred Hitchcock, starring 500 sparrows and six grackles warring in a parking lot over something that might once have been a hamburger bun.

The grackles won. The songs were terrible.

Comments

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of that Goodfeathers spoof on Animaniacs!

[goddessdster.livejournal.com]

The songs were terrible.

That's because everyone knows grackels can't sing.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

LOL Oh, that's hilarious.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

When you're a grack, you're a grack all the way
From you first breath til you're last dying day....

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Dude, you got some badass grackles! Sure there's not been some radiation exposure? :D

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

We don't even have Grackles here.

That probably means the Sparrows have won.

[duchess-webb.livejournal.com]

ROFL! That was the most hilarious thing I have read all week!