omg u guyz it's...

[phosfate]

June 30th (3835 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007), Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman
Characters: Nicholas Angel, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Danny Butterman, Andy Cartwright, Andy Wainwright
Additional Tags: Rolf Harris, Longleat, Clearwater FL, Tim Horton's, Dalmatians, TARDIS - Freeform, Sandford, Milk, Quetzalcoatl - Freeform, Lingerie, Millwall, Dinosaurs, Indricotherium, romans, space dogs in frocks
Summary:

"I have a sword, and I'm really quite angry."

Comments

[dr_tectonic]

God I love that story.

The descriptions of the TARDIS noise are brill.

[phosfate]

Meep!

I think the original noises were made by scraping keys on piano strings (in the piano), but I'm on medication so don't use me as a source.