your book title of the day.

The Vengeful Djinn: Unveiling the Hidden Agenda of Genies

your quote of the day.

"He recounted turning to crime early as a 12-year-old, stealing some homing pigeons."

--The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/nyregion/13mob.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2


The follow-up jokes are left as an exercise to the reader.