Your headline of the day.

[phosfate]

"Eclipse Tomorrow Will Blot Out the Sun"

--the AP states the bleeding obvious.

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

But but but Ms. Larimuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *raises hand*

If the eclipse 'blots out' the sun, doesn't that mean it's gonna soak it up? Is an eclipse made out of absorbent paper? Is it lunch time yet? Can I go to the bathroom? *bounces around at student desk*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*fires tranq gun*

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

*thuds heavily to the floor*

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

*hastily tries to hide her paper football underneath her desk*