phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (old glory robot insurance by jackwest)
phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2007-02-15 03:26 pm
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why i can't be out in public with other people, episode #259

INT: Hobby Lobby checkout line

Checker: That'll be $2.30
Ann: 'kay. I got one, two...aw, dang it. I have to give you a Twenty. I'm sorry.
Checker: Try your pocket.
Ann: There's just keys and...hey! *pulls out $.30 exactly*
Checker: See?
Ann: Wow. You...How did you -- OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE X-RAY VISION AND YOU LOOKED IN MY PANTS!
Everyone else in the store: *stares*

[identity profile] kosher-jenny.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! My first reaction would have been "psychic!", which wouldn't have made sense unless you were wearing sentient trousers, but I'm not always quick on my feet.
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Mind Powers by absolutionicons)

administrative nurses?

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Unholy icon love!