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INT: Hobby Lobby checkout line

Checker: That'll be $2.30
Ann: 'kay. I got one, two...aw, dang it. I have to give you a Twenty. I'm sorry.
Checker: Try your pocket.
Ann: There's just keys and...hey! *pulls out $.30 exactly*
Checker: See?
Ann: Wow. You...How did you -- OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE X-RAY VISION AND YOU LOOKED IN MY PANTS!
Everyone else in the store: *stares*

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Date: 2007-02-15 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosher-jenny.livejournal.com
Hee! My first reaction would have been "psychic!", which wouldn't have made sense unless you were wearing sentient trousers, but I'm not always quick on my feet.

administrative nurses?

Date: 2007-02-16 02:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Unholy icon love!

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