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phosfate ([personal profile] phosfate) wrote2008-10-27 10:10 am

Dear Danny Butterman: Your movies suck.

Watched Die Hard last night, in preparation for a story I'm theoretically writing. Apart from Alan Rickman's rather delightful scenery chewing (om nom nom), it was a tedious piece of bloated crap. I'm glad I didn't pay theater money to see it back in the day, since it would only have helped to kill my love of movies that much sooner. Also, hi there James Shigeta, you are always awesome.

I did like the bit where Bruce, Alan, and stupid exec are all on the phone, and Bruce is trying to save exec's life and exec is too stupid to figure it out.

I can't help but thinking that if Bruce hadn't been there, the robbers would have stolen their crap, blown up some shit, and left. Much lower body count and less property damage.

Still, a more watchable holiday movie than The Christmas Shoes.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
(I have to wait 'til I get home to watch it.)
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[identity profile] goddessdster.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS AWESOME!
(and pretty much all you need to watch, in lieu of the movies themselves)
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[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It is indeed awesome! The ultra-condensed summaries are great. I can imagine this being Danny Butterman's favorite music video ever.
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[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
That. Was. FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I am all happy now. Thank you.
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[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
HUZZAH

[identity profile] dr-tectonic.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh My God, that's hiLARious!

You know that Danny LOVES that song totally unironically. It's number 1 on his iPod.

(No! NO DRABBLING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR STORY, YOUNG MAN! *marches self off to his room*)