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OH NO! What are you going to do? I fear for all the car dealerships in Lincoln!

Also, Matt better enter the witness protection program.

You know, 22 car years is like 107 human years, so the Spectrum lived a long, full life. You did everything you could for her and I'm sure she's happy you were there to hold her hand and sing her favorite song at the end.

I would like to have a moment of silence in memory of our dear departed auto.

Awww, my sympathies! Pore wee car!

*removes hat* On the other hand, no more pouring money into it only to have it die three hours later anyway.

VIKING FUNERAL! VIKING FUNERAL!

Alas, alack, and puckernuts. It's true, that's a pretty long life for a car these days, but dammit.

I'm kind of liking the Viking funeral idea. Maybe with Matt bound and gagged in the trunk? Could be a whole emo purge thing, yeah?

I'll bring marshmallows, it'll be a thing.

My condolences on your loss.

Although when this first popped up on my F-list, I read "Chevrolet Speculum" and thought, "Well, I could see why it didn't last...who would want to buy a car called a Speculum?"

I think I need new glasses.

Just out of perverse curiosity...what was the final mileage on it?

Suck-o. But now you have an excuse to buy that Lamborghini!

But, but, I thought it had gone to live on a farm! YOU SAID IT WOULD LIVE ON A FARM!!!!

Wow. I don't know if I should offer condolences for your loss or congratulations on how long your car lasted. >.>a

Oh no!

I want to know the mileage, too.

:: pats you gently ::

Do Viking funerals involve burning, or floating?

...or both? Both would be fun.

*HUG*

*Hands you a puppy*

I could get behind that. Harder to roast the 'shmallows, though.

Both. You push it out to sea and then set fire to it.

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