your quote of the day.

[phosfate]

"He recounted turning to crime early as a 12-year-old, stealing some homing pigeons."

--The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/nyregion/13mob.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2


The follow-up jokes are left as an exercise to the reader.

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

The DA cut him a deal if he'd talk turkey.

But he drifted into the mafia because birds of a feather flock together.