drabble post: Original Fiction by phosfate and rosencrantz (Hot Fuzz and The World's End)

[phosfate]

Title and AO3 link: Original Fiction
Authors: Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Hot Fuzz, World's End
Rating: G
Summary: Danny Butterman branches out into illustrated fiction. Spoilers for World's End. Drabble.



“What you think?”

Nicholas Angel leafed through the drawings, impressed. "Not sure 'The Village Where Shit Blew Up' is a suitable title for a children’s book."

Danny Butterman shrugged.

Nicholas tried again. “The killer robots are amazing, with the blues.”

“Don't call them robots, it’s racist. They’re very happy.”

“Why does the alcoholic jackass look like me?'

“No reason. People do stupid shit an' hurt people."

Nicholas skipped to the end. “Oh my god, HE RUINS THE WORLD?”

"Thoughtless.”

“Is this because I crushed the Bad Boys 2 steelbook?”

“Maybe.”

“I’m really sorry.”

Danny looked at him slyly. “How sorry?”

Comments

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

That. Was. BRILLIANT!

I love sly Danny.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He likes you, too. He told me. >.>

[crantz.livejournal.com]

I... think you have the wrong Ann.

[mikhail veyngold (from livejournal.com)]

HERE'S THE ANN I AM LOOKING FOR, IS THAT HER?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Uh, no.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

Ooh, cute! (It came out on iTunes and now I finally saw this movie!)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it ran on one screen downtown during home football season. I have a problem with drunken grabby crowds so I only got to go once. Grrr.