[identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"The goggles! they do nothing!"

I. am. traumatized.
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (AHAHAHAHAHA by _sciocco)

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like goatse remade into a children's playpark.

[identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[full-body shudder]

Some jolly soul who parks downtown near my work has a bumper sticker that says: "Beef. It's what's rotting in your colon."

Every time I see that I'm like, THANKS FOR SPOILING MY LUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA.

[identity profile] koshiroryuu.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Someday, somehow, I must find a way to walk through the Super Colon. Because I must. Yes.
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Darkplace - skipper the eyechild)

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently it was in Omaha recently. I am sad.

[identity profile] koshiroryuu.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to look to see if they had a schedule of future events or anything, but I got distracted by the FAQ. How much space do I need for the Super Colon? Does the Super Colon need electricity? Is the Super Colon handicap accessible? Glorious.

But I keep reading "rental" as "rectal" which is a bit disturbing.

[identity profile] koshiroryuu.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
AHH! It's going to be in Seattle just before my birthday! AHAHAHAHAHA!
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (AHAHAHAHAHA by _sciocco)

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The difficult bit will be to get your daughter to stop screaming.

[identity profile] koshiroryuu.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the bigger problem might be getting her to stop laughing. We don't want the pictures to be all shaky!

[identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
REALLIES??? OMG, I gotta get my whole lab!! We'll do a field trip!!!

[identity profile] tikistitch.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, the FAQ is priceless! "Does Super Colon need electricity?"
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (black books all your bees by erin_icons)

[identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"My God...the Super Colon is a living entity!"
"What?"
"Not really."

[identity profile] some-stars.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
i honestly can't tell which is more amazing, that the Super Colon has a Logistics Checklist or that it has a Media Kit.