[identity profile] bodhibird.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[full-body shudder]

Some jolly soul who parks downtown near my work has a bumper sticker that says: "Beef. It's what's rotting in your colon."

Every time I see that I'm like, THANKS FOR SPOILING MY LUNCH, MUTHAFUCKA.