Okay, when me an' crantz write a Sherlock story full of deliberately insane and exaggerated bullshit, it's really kind of disturbing to see some of it actually happen on the show.

Click to embiggen. Sorry it's in two halves, but they took away the software that attaches 2 pics together. :/

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Title: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)
Authors: AnnLarimer and Rosencrantz
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to the BBC and ACD and not we, see?
Fandom: Sherlock
Spoilers: "The Great Game" (technically) and (inexplicably) Torchwood: Children of Earth
Summary and/or Warnings: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Rating: PG-13 for the odd swear


John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)


London has days like this: blue-lit, chilly, leafy, and lonesome. On days like this, a young consulting detective's fancy turns to -- please pardon my French -- reproduction. Usually, on days like this, he is content to disassemble a library photocopier and look at the bits, or feed interesting things into a shop's self-service photo printer to see what (if anything) comes out, or attempt to catch and clone a pigeon. Then he forgets the whole business the next morning. Because, bored.

Consulting detectives are like that. ( click for more )

My most recent itunes receipt:

1 F#@k the Creationists Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
2 E=Mc Hawking Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
3 Obey the Moderator Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
4 Good Morning Charlie Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
5 Dumbledore Is Gay (and That's Ok) Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
6 Eff the Ministry Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
7 Sherlock Holmes Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99
8 No Shit Sherlock Write a Review Report a Problem $0.99

Good news, everyone! http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Sherlock-Series-1/14203

The Region 2 release is, of course, out 30 August. Because God loves us and wants us to be happy. thwip

I don't even know, you guys. I started a new diary, and it's red, and I don't know that it's good for me. Anyway, here's a Watson. He's had a hard time. Click for largination.

So Sherlock started in the UK last Sunday night. And I'm reading Twitter while this is going on, and suddenly everybody is quoting The Princess Bride.

Anyway, if you don't have a source, Region 2 DVD is out on 30 August, and it's gonna run on PBS in, like, November or something.



Click to embiggen. Text contains spoilers for Sherlock Episode 1. Dialogue not verbatim. >.>