phosfate

I can't answer that question because I'm still scratching my head as to how the perfectly amenable, if trying-too-hard, names "Orlando" and "Elijah" are magically and collectively transmuted to "Orli" and "Lij." The people in *my* imaginary sex romps may in fact lose every last shred of their dignity, but I graciously permit them not to have completely moronic nicknames...