paging any member of the gamgee family

[phosfate]

Could one of you please stop humping, burning, politicking and/or drinking long enough to look after this poor child? Before I put a pick through her head?

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=daisygamgee&itemid=4059

She's also got a Gollum stashed somewhere, but she's too drunk to give him up or ask for a proper ransom. Besides vodka.

I don't have any vodka.