dammit!

[phosfate]

Some vassal from the Gondor Department of the Interior came by this afternoon and confiscated Keith. Apparently it's illegal to keep a wild Naked Jude Law as a pet - even if you find an injured one, you're supposed to leave it alone and call the GDI and not try to help it yourself.

I hope that Keith is happier, but I will miss him.

Now I have a bunch of nearly-new Jude Law equipment from PetSmart that might be suitable for kitties or small labortory creations. Anybody want it?

I scattered the Jude Law Chow out in the yard for the squirrels.