that was odd.

In the parking lot at Hobby Lobby last night, I came across an SUV sporting a license-plate frame which read: MORMON ASSAULT VEHICLE.

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...not enough sedatives in the world...

Dear Beruthiel,

My mail isn't working this afternoon, so I've taken the liberty of doing a few sketches for possible fashion designs. So far I'm rather pleased with The Numenorian Mariner, The Unexpected Party, and The Pefect Carrot. I will forward you copies as soon as I have refined them a bit more.

I am also pondering a Hobbit waist-cincher called the Bubble and Squeak, and some lavender stretch-lace mix-and-match for boys, tentatively called The Mitzi Collection. (I think it's important that men's naughty underthings be easy to coordinate, rather like Garanimals. Let's face it, unless they're heavily into dressing up, they don't know a bustier from a banana warmer.)

Your pal,

Ann

the classic comics version

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