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Stupid dimensional traffic! Every time there's a goddamn wedding I'm late or I'm dead or there's a llama or --

::emerges over Middle-Earth to the sight of smoking craters, fire, screaming, etc., etc.::

Aw, not again!

looking for daisy

::teleports in and out of various landmarks around Middle-Earth::

DAISY!!!!

...

DAYZE!

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Daaaaaayyyyyyyyyyssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

been a while!

"...we can offer you Time at a quarter of the newsstand price. And eleven percent of that goes to us here at MADD."

"That is a good price, but Time is, y'know, really evil. I appreciate your offer, but I really don't read magazines*."

"How about your husband and children?"

"Well, since they're non-existent, they don't read much of anything at all."

"Oh."

*Note to self: Next time ask if they can get Blue Boy.
Mom, by the way, has taken to telling magazine shills that her eyesight will be completely gone within the next six months, so she's really not interested.