oh, buggery bollocks.

Stupid theater. No matinees until the weekend.

Please, Yer Godness, I don't ask for favors much, but scoring advance tickets today would make me, like, happy an' junk.

more reviewage

And Salon weighs in.
http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2002/12/18/two_towers/index.html

onion infographic in ttt spoiler-free shock horror!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/infograph_3847.html

and of course the onion a.v. club...

http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3847/cinema3847.html

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::smiles the enigmatic smile of a woman who has two Saturday matinee tickets::