thanks, MESPT!

Mom: I loved that white horse. He was so pretty when he came galloping across the field.
Ann: Shadowfax?
Mom: Okay.
Ann: He was neat. I'm supposed to give him away at his wedding at some point.
Mom: Uh...what?
Ann: ...
Mom: The horse is getting married?
Ann: Uh-huh.
Mom: Who's he marrying?
Ann: I...uh...the name escapes me at this particular exact moment.
Mom:...
Ann:...
Mom: So anyway...

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Which Annoying Two Towers Character are You?
By Lisa

...and then she asks, "Did they change anything from the books?" And I said "Not the first one so much, except instead of Arwen saving Frodo it's this Elf guy called Glorfindel but it's okay 'cause otherwise when she shows up at the end of the third movie to marry Aragorn everybody'd be all, 'Who the hell is she?' But in the second book..." Yadda yadda yadda.

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Watching Adult Swim with the two Elronds. Who aren't funny, at all, in any way, 'cause they're on strike or something.

YOU! LONG-HAIR! NO TOUCHEE THE THE HERMIONE DOLL!

We have Chex Mix.

NONO! THAT'S NOT DRY YET AND oh damn...

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Now there's an Arwen here. She digs the Chex, man.

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Okay, I gotta go to bed 'cause unlike most of you Elf-types, I have to work for a living. You're welcome to stay as long as you like -- just lock up if when you go, 'kay? There's a cube of soda next to the dishwasher.